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Geoffrey Dahmer's definitions
telebate
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To
masturbate
to
cable
television programs
.
Man, I woke up today with bad
morning wood
and
decided
to telebate to
The Price Is Right
.
by
Geoffrey Dahmer
March 6, 2008
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