Definitions by General Redding

Burnie Handers

When you forget you ate something spicy, and later spit on your hand for lube, only to be greeted with a burning sensation as you rub it in while rubbing one out.

I was jerking off and needed more lube, forgot I ate spicy wings for lunch and spit on my hand, gave myself a Burnie Handers!

Burnie Handers by General Redding July 1, 2026