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Definitions by General Douchington

Load of bedsheets 

Substitute for "load of bullshit." Used when the person cannot openly swear.
(At a kid's party)

Guy 1: "That is a complete load of bedsheets!"

Guy 2: "I know, right?"
A doctor majoring in the studies of brology. People who typically help the unbrolike.
You should see Chad, he's a real broctor. He'll heal your case of unbroness.
Broctor by General Douchington February 21, 2011

Douchonic State

The constant state of being a douche.
Man, Fred has been in such a douchonic state this past week!