General Burnside's definitions

biometrics test

While making out with a woman, put your hand around the vagina and check for bumps related to any STD... ex herpes. A term popularized at the FC Hammond Hockey Rink.

AJ: Man, I gave her the biometrics test in the tv room, its a lock she failed!

Matt: Dagger!

by General Burnside July 25, 2007

walt bagwell delicious

Something so delicious it makes you say "this ___ is delicious."

Will: Can't you imagine him saying, "this gum is delicious."? This gum IS walt bagwell delicious!

by General Burnside June 27, 2007

sexitorium

A cruck silly bachelor pad where mad hunnies come to get naked; or a specific room in the home where sillyness commences.

Nadra ain't all about Matt & AJ's Sexitorium and Beer Pong Tournament Grounds

by General Burnside June 7, 2007

cruck silly

Something amazing, outrageous, surprising; usually yelled or shouted. Denotes a positive experience.

Chappy started yelling CRUCK SILLY!!! after the goal by cistaro.

by General Burnside June 7, 2007