Definitions by Gen. John Allen

Judah Ben-Hur 

What your friends say when they expected you to be on time, but you’re running late.

Where are you? I thought Judah Ben-Hur by now!

Judah Ben-Hur by Gen. John Allen April 17, 2024

Sloppy Joe

A cup of coffee wherein the creamer is replaced with semen.

Barista 1: Hey, did that lady just order a cup of coffee with nut milk?
Barista 2: She sure did, so I jizzed in it. She’s gettin a sloppy joe!

Sloppy Joe by Gen. John Allen July 26, 2023

treww 

(pronounced true) (adj.) Factual, yet disgusting; used to describe a statement.

Boy: I hooked up with that girl over there. She let me drop a cleveland steamer on her.
Girl: Eww! No way!
Boy: Yes way. It's treww.

treww by Gen. John Allen June 20, 2010