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Gaylord Eggman

The archetype of piss boy. Litterally cristal pepsi personnified. A little fucking asshole who loves to drink dog urine at funerals. Don't leave him alone with the elderly. Likes to hit on homeless people

"Apparently he never shutz without a spotter. He even wipes his ass after"
"Total gaylord eggman"

by Gaylord Eggman November 22, 2021