Gaydos's definitions

squiggely squigglers

The most dominant sports franchise in the the history of the universe, the parallel galaxies, and the dream land galaxies.

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by gaydos October 25, 2003

poon plated porkie

an object that is plated with vaginal skin.

Miles: Hey Chester, look at that airplane over there.
Prope: Yes Miles, its a poon plated porkie airplane.

by Gaydos October 19, 2003

Riitt

A female's genitalia. A vagina.

President Hoover: Damn nigga, she must have a fat riitt.

by Gaydos November 14, 2003