thotmas

The reason why Craig can’t fucking sleep at night
His wife is confused of her own identity and his son is the definition of gay itself

The only person normal in his life is his daughter but she decided she’d rather be Granny Norma than herself
Thotmas is fucking tragic
by Gay boy Twok April 10, 2018
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Honk of pee

The act of which Sam pees when someone mentions the word perish

The same can also be said for when she goes to McDonald’s and the ice cream machine isn’t working
Pee.. that photo.. makes me honk of pee”
by Gay boy Twok June 29, 2018
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