Definitions by Gary Swann
Diarrhea Sassa Freya
The ultimate gastrointestinal betrayal that occurs when spicy dinner choices meet a high-stress workday. It is the sudden, liquid realization that your internal "check engine" light is flashing red.
Commonly known as The Great Intestinal Slip 'n Slide or a mudslide in your khakis, this event usually strikes during a meeting, forcing a 40-yard dash to the bathroom that would break Olympic records.
Commonly known as The Great Intestinal Slip 'n Slide or a mudslide in your khakis, this event usually strikes during a meeting, forcing a 40-yard dash to the bathroom that would break Olympic records.
"I was leading the team call when the ghost pepper wings from last night decided it was time for a Diarrhea Sassa Freya. I’ve never hit 'Mute' and bolted so fast in my life."
Diarrhea Sassa Freya by Gary Swann May 6, 2026
Diarrhea Sassa Freya
The ultimate gastrointestinal betrayal that occurs when spicy dinner choices meet a high-stress workday. It is the sudden, liquid realization that your internal "check engine" light is flashing red.
Commonly known as The Great Intestinal Slip 'n Slide or a mudslide in your khakis, this event usually strikes during a meeting, forcing a 40-yard dash to the bathroom that would break Olympic records.
Commonly known as The Great Intestinal Slip 'n Slide or a mudslide in your khakis, this event usually strikes during a meeting, forcing a 40-yard dash to the bathroom that would break Olympic records.
"I was leading the team call when the ghost pepper wings from last night decided it was time for a Diarrhea Sassa Freya. I’ve never hit 'Mute' and bolted so fast in my life."
Diarrhea Sassa Freya by Gary Swann May 6, 2026
PAB
Gina:what's that smell?
Ashlee: oh, that's just my PAB!?
Gina: well, close yo damn legs! I could smell your PAB a mile away!
Ashlee: oh, that's just my PAB!?
Gina: well, close yo damn legs! I could smell your PAB a mile away!
PAB by Gary Swann October 26, 2022
NERDBLURT
NERDBLURT by Gary Swann April 19, 2022