Gary Shepard's definitions

one eyed python of love

another name for a penis

I slipped her the one eyed python of love last night.

by gary shepard September 1, 2009

Corn nut Torpedo

swallowing corn nuts whole so that they pass through your system in their pristine form. When you have to take a shit, you back your ass up to her snatch and shit in her giving her the corn nut torpedo.

I gave Shawna the corn nut torpedo last night.

by Gary Shepard January 22, 2008

root guzzler

a woman that takes a cock deep down her thorat and gobbles up all the semen.

That girl is awesome bro. She is a root guzzler.

by gary shepard August 28, 2009