Definitions by Gary Pedh

Inamable 

(Adjective)

When espying a person in the distance, from behind, or seeing a photo of someone ,who appears to be very attractive but in reality is quite ugly. They would be described as "inamable".

"Hey Jane. Did you manage to pull that fit guy we saw."

"Oh my god, no! When he turned around he had three teeth missing, a crooked nose and halitosis that could knock out an elephant at fifty paces. He was totally inamable!"

Inamable by Gary Pedh April 13, 2020

Obcessitate

(Verb) The act of reluctance towards beginning one's work - experienced in the period between arriving at work and actually engaging with the day's tasks. Most commonly associated with desk jobs, where one sits in front of one's workstation staring at it blankly for several moments in what feels like an eternity. Often associated with the word "Dolopic".

John! You've spent half your morning staring at that bloody computer. Don't just obcessitate...get some bloody work done!

Obcessitate by Gary Pedh April 13, 2020

Flundering 

The act of attempting to weasel out of one's responsibilities by blaming others and/or pretending all is well, but done in a fashion that could, at best, be described as incompetent.

The Minister of Health was found guilty, once again, of flundering in an attempt to reapportion blame whilst simultaneously pretending that everything was "okay".

Flundering by Gary Pedh April 12, 2020