two-derful

What is better than 'wonderful' ? Two-derful

I am having a two-derful day !

by Gary N. September 22, 2007

Strand-up comedy

The way one's hair can look first thing in the morning, sticking straight up in all directions.

When Bob woke up this morning, his hair looked like a strand-up comedy.

by Gary N. September 11, 2007

Arfritis

Arfritis is a disease that causes swelling of the muscles, and joints in older dogs.

I have an older dog, who has trouble getting to her feet sometimes. I believe she is suffering from a bad case of Arfritis

by Gary N. October 05, 2007

ventrilofarting

Making rude and sometimes odorous noises by passing gas, and blaming the person next to you.

Bob (ventrilofarting): "Snickering"
Jane: "OMG, what's that smell?!!"
Bob: "Sounded like it came from you"
Jane: "It wasn't me!!!"
Bob: "Must have been the dog."
Jane: "I don't see the dog anywhere!"

by Gary N. September 08, 2007

ghettophobia

Fear of a bad neighborhood.

I cant go into that hood, I have ghettophobia.

by Gary N. December 24, 2007

twoderful

What is better than wonderful ? twoderful !

WOW !, wasn't that wonderful ! Better than that , it was 'twoderful!!

by Gary N. September 26, 2007