Alford (pronounced aff-fud) is a term used by the overly-private to describe their intentions to commit borderline sex crimes anonymously with like-minded consenting individuals.
"I'm going to Alford for the night"
Would perhaps mean:
I'm going to meet a lady who wants to wrap me in cling film and make love to me in front of her dog.
Would perhaps mean:
I'm going to meet a lady who wants to wrap me in cling film and make love to me in front of her dog.
by Gary Barry June 01, 2011
A euphemism used in a similar fashion as "Going to see a man about a dog".
'Going to Alford' is usually a polite way of explaining an intention to attend a clandestine sexual meeting with anonymous consenting individuals.
'Going to Alford' is usually a polite way of explaining an intention to attend a clandestine sexual meeting with anonymous consenting individuals.
by Gary Barry June 01, 2011