Definitions by Garth Bury

swampdonk

A very large, unpleasant looking, smelly, and alltogether unapealling girl.

"That swampdonk should really call Jenny Craig!"

A small camera installed into the bottom of a toilet bowl to capture footage of the pooping of unsuspecting victims.

"Hey Ryan did you get the poop off your poop cam lens yet, beceause I hear someone had the green apple splatters!"