A Kaleb will make you laugh , when nothing else can. A Kaleb will make your face hurt from the amount of smiling youll do. A Kaleb is the best kind of guy youll ever come across, so if youre lucky enough meet a Kaleb dont let him slip through your fingers... you probably wont find another one. They are like an endangered species in the world of men.
Girl 1: I met a Kaleb once, I trapped him and now hes my exotic pet.
Girl 2: Seriously?? Ive never even seen a Kaleb?? Can I pet him?
Girl 1: No, hes mine.