2 definitions by Gareth Jones

spiflocate

To spit semen into a tube, which is inserted in anothers anus, so that the semen and saliva mixture travels into that person's anus.

Bob proceeded to spiflocate Ian.

by Gareth Jones May 29, 2006

nevermind

Someone with a seemingly permanent negative attitude. Especially with regard to social engagement. Such people would prefer to do their own thing, than do anything new with anyone new. It's not that they will "never" do anything, but are unlikely do due to, fear, anxiety's, repression, depression...ect.

A:"That Jason, he has such a nevermind",
B:"yeah! He hardly ever even seems to leave his room"

by Gareth Jones June 17, 2008