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Definitions by Gare the Big Bear

Pronunciation: Pooch but with an S - {Spuu-ch}

A rather toxic individual. (Usually male).

This person emits a high radiative aura of douchebaggery, is very sarcastic, and acts way more drunk than they actually are at social gatherings like. Fraternity parties, Ragers, Daygers, Birthday parties, New Year's parties, Bar/Bat Mitzvahs, Waltz's etc.

This person is insecure and hides it with his douchebag aura.

If you ever find yourself in a situation where there is a person that has these characteristics near you, leave immediately. Unless you want to witness the unimaginable level of douche this individual possesses.
Boy: Dad, why is that hairy drunk man at my Bar Mitzvah party?

Dad: That's your cousin, he's in a frat at the University of Florida.

Boy: What a fuckin' Spuuch.
Spuuch by Gare the Big Bear May 29, 2018

Walkingl 

Guy 1: *Walking down street and drops drink* Shit.
Guy 2: lol walkingl