Gabe Unick's definitions

Hit

To fuck something/someone.

Person 1: Dude, would you hit that?

Person 2: I'd hit that so hard, if you could pull me out, you'd be the king of England.

by Gabe Unick March 4, 2009

cunt monkey

A word that is often used merely as a general insult, with no actual meaning. Many people find this to be a safer alternative to the porch monkey. (Always keep in mind, just because you may be "taking a word/phrase back," does NOT mean that everyone else thinks the same. This is especially true with racial slurs.)

"Shut up, you little cunt monkey"

by Gabe Unick January 19, 2008