Definitions by Gabe Larson

Lettuce Pistol 

A fresh, youthful, clean-shaven penis; to be used with a ham wallet. (Please see "Ham Wallet")

"That's the biggest damn lettuce pistol I've ever seen!"
"Did you grow your lettuce pistol naturally?"

Lettuce Pistol by Gabe Larson May 5, 2008

lattice jousting

Refers to the sound of a man with a lettuce pistol and a woman with a ham wallet cuming together usually associated with a slapping sound (i.e. two or more people, with shaved parts, cuming together)
1)Lattice jouster - one who engages in the act of lattice jousting

"I hear lattice jousting....I want in on that!"

lattice jousting by Gabe Larson May 5, 2008