SPOG

The combination of poo and sperm combined to create a brown/white substance.

Peter has spog in his pants.
Uncle lou injected sperm into wes's bum to make spog.

by GURINDA PRANESH September 13, 2006

MAPTCO SURPRISE

A thing,object or human waste found in a product or products sold from Maptco

"Wes found poo in his nuts"
"Peggy and Alen helped make a Maptco Surprise"

by GURINDA PRANESH September 14, 2006