whore's dick

The only type of dick that can satisfy a whore. Large, long, thick dick.
I can't fuck him, he has a whore's dick. It hurts too much.
by GME to the moon! May 10, 2021
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Shephard's dick

Good, dependable, safe, reliable dick known to get the job done.
You don't have a where's dick, you have a shephard's dick.
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