A common smiley face that is used for laughter
It is a common red flag to show that the person you are talking to over the internet is a total loser.
I know this, because I remember everyone on Gaia Online would use it
NOTE: it can be used with either an upper-case or lower-case x
A way to express extreme frusturation (usually in exclamation)
The repetition of fuck
is supposed to give it a quadruple dose of the impact on the word
Unlucky man: aww fuck i stepped in gum
fuck these are new shoes too
i spent my whole paycheck on these things
A bisexual robot
Robot son: Mommy, is it okay to like both robots that are male and those that are female? I mean, is it okay to be risexual?
Robot mother: DOES NOT COMPUTE. ERROR.
A person that is not of Jewish descent that has a hairdo that resembles a jewfro
, or a Jewish afro.
Fewfro broken down is defined as a "fake jewfro"
Ron: Aha look at that jew over there with the massive jewfro.
James: What? Dude that's Liam. He's Catholic.
Ron: He's Catholic? Oh, then why doesn't he shave his goddamn fewfro!?
To take a jump shot in basketball
It can be called out by the person who has possession of the ball, or in a lot of cases, it'll be yelled out by one of his/her teammates
It's synonymous with shoot the j
and shoot the jay
Kobe, you're wide open, POP THE J!
What mothers would say if they were asked how their fat, ugly daughter looked like
It's meant to mean that someone's curvy, but nowadays, it's used a lot of the time in the context of being overweight
Daughter: mom, I'm trying to go on a diet. none of the boys like me, because I'm fat.
Mother: oh sweetie, you're not fat. you're just voluptuous.
A mysterious box of candy (can be heart-shaped) in which one never picks the actual chocolates with confidence.
Yuck! After eating the chocolate with orange filling, I'm going to have to eat another 7 or 8 of these from the box of chocolates to wash down that nasty aftertaste.