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Definitions by G Z

A person that is not of Jewish descent that has a hairdo that resembles a jewfro, or a Jewish afro.

Fewfro broken down is defined as a "fake jewfro"
Ron: Aha look at that jew over there with the massive jewfro.
James: What? Dude that's Liam. He's Catholic.
Ron: He's Catholic? Oh, then why doesn't he shave his goddamn fewfro!?
fewfro by G Z April 8, 2009

pop the j 

To take a jump shot in basketball

It can be called out by the person who has possession of the ball, or in a lot of cases, it'll be yelled out by one of his/her teammates

It's synonymous with shoot the j and shoot the jay
Kobe, you're wide open, POP THE J!
pop the j by G Z April 8, 2009
A common smiley face that is used for laughter

It is a common red flag to show that the person you are talking to over the internet is a total loser.

I know this, because I remember everyone on Gaia Online would use it

NOTE: it can be used with either an upper-case or lower-case x
XD by G Z April 8, 2009

voluptuous 

What mothers would say if they were asked how their fat, ugly daughter looked like

It's meant to mean that someone's curvy, but nowadays, it's used a lot of the time in the context of being overweight
Daughter: mom, I'm trying to go on a diet. none of the boys like me, because I'm fat.

Mother: oh sweetie, you're not fat. you're just voluptuous.
voluptuous by G Z April 8, 2009

headfuck 

v: When one sticks their head inside a woman's vagina (similar to fistfuck, only with one's head)
"That Liza has such a huge pussy that I could probably headfuck that bitch."
headfuck by G Z April 7, 2009

fuckfuckfuckfuck 

A way to express extreme frusturation (usually in exclamation)

The repetition of fuck is supposed to give it a quadruple dose of the impact on the word
Unlucky man: aww fuck i stepped in gum

fuck these are new shoes too

i spent my whole paycheck on these things

fuckfuckfuckfuck!
fuckfuckfuckfuck by G Z April 7, 2009

Risexual 

Robot son: Mommy, is it okay to like both robots that are male and those that are female? I mean, is it okay to be risexual?

Robot mother: DOES NOT COMPUTE. ERROR.
Risexual by G Z April 7, 2009