bleachers quarterback

A fierce, know-all football barracker who probably couldn't take the simplest catch himself, but freely sprouts advice as if he is a super star. (1950s)
The game was spoiled by some idiot bleachers quarterback sitting right behind us. He didn't shut up for the entire game.
by G Schymkiw October 25, 2014
mugGet the bleachers quarterbackmug.

claparrazi

Biased people attending television forum shows who clap hysterically every time someone who shares their bias makes an utterance (no matter how inane).
I enjoyed my visit to QandA but got sick of the rent-a-crowd claparrazi clapping every time Professor Smythe-Jones said something.
by G Schymkiw May 24, 2016
mugGet the claparrazimug.