Definitions by Furry Trout

Binometer 

Measures the maximum amount of time an individual can spend grooming and preening in a public restroom before arousing suspicion

Man, Dinino blew the top off the binometer! He must have spent 20 minutes feathering his hair in the restroom today.

Binometer by Furry Trout December 15, 2009

Wooden Boat 

A woman who looks attractive from a distance, but up close needs a lot of work done in order to actually be attractive

Man, she was like a wooden boat...looked good from a distance, but up close you can tell she was in need of more than just paint and varnish

Wooden Boat by Furry Trout December 23, 2008