Faulknerize

The process of going from a calm state of being to an out of control lunatic via a carefully tread 6-step process that moves from calm to agitated into masked anger, then irritability on to retaliatory, followed by irrational and concluding with explosive
Did you see Claire Faulknerize Sam earlier today? They could hear her three floors down. Man Claire moved through the six steps like a border collie in a weave pole contest.
by Furry Trout March 18, 2010
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Awatan

The change in complexion a co-worker returns to the office with after spending an Alternative Work Arrangement day out on the beach instead of doing actual work.
Did you see Jeff's awatan after he came back from the FIBA conference in Florida?
by Furry Trout February 23, 2010
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