Furry Trout's definitions

Binometer

Measures the maximum amount of time an individual can spend grooming and preening in a public restroom before arousing suspicion

Man, Dinino blew the top off the binometer! He must have spent 20 minutes feathering his hair in the restroom today.

by Furry Trout December 15, 2009

Awatan

The change in complexion a co-worker returns to the office with after spending an Alternative Work Arrangement day out on the beach instead of doing actual work.

Did you see Jeff's awatan after he came back from the FIBA conference in Florida?

by Furry Trout February 23, 2010