Definitions by Funny Dude St Pete

iPrecious 

(eye-precioussssssss)
Descibes a persons addiction to their iPhone and it's powerful hold over them. Known as "One to rule them all".

A person must switch to the voice of Golem when they say it. It's important that the s at the end be exadurated.

Ryan: Didn't you get my text?

Jeff: No, dammit - I left iPrecioussss at the office - I feel naked!

iPrecious by Funny Dude St Pete January 23, 2010