Funniest Turtle's definitions

full chimpanzee

When your friends completely disregard what you can do and throw shit in your face.

I work at a cider house but purchased cider at a bottle shop. I went full chimpanzee on them.

by Funniest Turtle February 22, 2021

conforange

The act of contacting a newspaper to complain about the poor standard of their cartoons.

Also to have a word that rhymes with orange.

Did you see Fred Basset in todays paper?
It was so shit I had to conforange and let them know just how bad it was.

by Funniest Turtle January 1, 2018

Manhuntch

Website for men seeking men who have a hunchback.

So I used Manhuntch last week and got me some sweet hunch to rub while balling my new friend Tim

Barry: I was trawling Manhuntch last week and got some sweet action with a guy named Tim.
Bob: Yeah? How sweet?
Barry: The sweat glistening in Tims oversized shoulder made me cum early!

by Funniest Turtle June 9, 2018