Funniest Turtle's definitions

Manhuntch

Website for men seeking men who have a hunchback.

So I used Manhuntch last week and got me some sweet hunch to rub while balling my new friend Tim

Barry: I was trawling Manhuntch last week and got some sweet action with a guy named Tim.
Bob: Yeah? How sweet?
Barry: The sweat glistening in Tims oversized shoulder made me cum early!

by Funniest Turtle June 9, 2018

conforange

The act of contacting a newspaper to complain about the poor standard of their cartoons.

Also to have a word that rhymes with orange.

Did you see Fred Basset in todays paper?
It was so shit I had to conforange and let them know just how bad it was.

by Funniest Turtle January 1, 2018

full chimpanzee

When your friends completely disregard what you can do and throw shit in your face.

I work at a cider house but purchased cider at a bottle shop. I went full chimpanzee on them.

by Funniest Turtle February 22, 2021