Funk Naz-T's definitions

Jersey Mack Daddy

New Jersey dwelling male of Italian descent between ages of 18-40 who stands between 5'0" and 5'4" tall usually wearing tight blue jeans, no less 18 oz. of cheap cologne, silk shirt with no more than 4 buttons fastened(so as to expose thick carpeting of chest hair), and at least 1 lb of assorted gold jewelry not to exceed a a quality rating higher than 10 karat all whilst cruising around in an IROC-Z on a neverending, and rarely successful, mission to "get laid."

Joe Pesci in "My Cousin Vinny"

by Funk Naz-T April 13, 2006

fizzuck

Anglicized attempt at Ebonic slang for of "fuck." Most often heard used by relatively affluent, suburban, caucasian, high school students trying to get "down wit da homies, BIATCH!"

What da fizzuck, homes?! Dat bitch be MY junior prom date, dawg!"

by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003

meat flaps

The labia. Beef curtains. Pootie lips.

"This month's centerfold has got the biggest meat flaps I've ever seen!"

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003