1 definition by FunLax
Jacksonville, Maryland, AKA Phoenix. "Jville" itself is the bubbling metropolis comprised of two small shopping centers, a selection of gas stations, and an elementary school. Hot spots include the 7-11, Strapasta, and the snoball stand in the summertime, along with white kids playing basketball or lacrosse at the elementary school. "Lax," as its commonly known, is a must in Jville, if you don't lax you are either an outcast or one of the select confederates that hang out at McDonalds. Another hotspot, 7-11, on Friday or Saturday nights you can most likely find a group of cars lined up outside waiting to hear who's "throwin down" for the night. In Jville, the snobby businessmen make upper six figure salaries, and their trophy wives are well admired by the prep school attending children. Those not white are redneck, and they usually keep to themselves. Greater Jville includes Baldwin, Long Green, and Monkton. Those who don't live on the north side of the Dulaney Valley bridge don't know Jville exists, and when you tell them you live in Phoenix they think you mean Arizona. Jville isn't just a town, its a way of life, a breed of person, and a happy place. A scenic and homogeneous alternative to nearby Towson.
by FunLax April 15, 2005