Fug schmucker's definitions

Dirty Hawking

When you're fucking your significant other in the cowgirl position while talking dirty to them through a speak and spell

Me and stacy tried the dirty hawking last night I was like "oh... yeah... baby...."

by Fug schmucker December 23, 2021

Reverse medusa

When your fucking an ugly girl and you accidentally hit the light switch then your Jimmy turns to jelly.

"I was fucking Samantha last week I got reverse medusaed"🍆->🍤

by Fug schmucker August 21, 2023