ERNIE'S THOUGHTS WHILE TAKING A PISS:
*I hate taking a whiz in a urinal. Man, oh man - another guy just came in. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck don't stand next to me...shit. Why the fuck is this guy standing so close to me? Is he trying to sneak a look at my cock? What the fuck. I should say something...wait, he's totally checking out my- FUCK. I'm gonna shimmy in even closer to the urinal so he can't see my wang. I fucking hate these pervert old me and their...ok, he's gone. But fuck, I got Piprek all over my pants*
Zip.
*I hate taking a whiz in a urinal. Man, oh man - another guy just came in. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck don't stand next to me...shit. Why the fuck is this guy standing so close to me? Is he trying to sneak a look at my cock? What the fuck. I should say something...wait, he's totally checking out my- FUCK. I'm gonna shimmy in even closer to the urinal so he can't see my wang. I fucking hate these pervert old me and their...ok, he's gone. But fuck, I got Piprek all over my pants*
Zip.
by Fudgepacker III May 16, 2008