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Shmava is a fucking legend. Contrary to what people believe, she rocks purple eyebrows and protects her NoNo Square (except from boys named Mason) She plays with Vroom Vrooms and sings “Im a hoe” or “I’m not gay” at the top of her lungs. She also likes things that are red and chunky.
Guy 1: I met a girl named Shmava today. She was a fucking legend.
Guy 2: No way! Giggity giggity goo!
Guy 2: No way! Giggity giggity goo!
by FuckingLegend69 January 4, 2018
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