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Definitions by Fucking Retarded Spazmoid

smegtard 

that person is a smegtard
A fat black man. Mix of the words "Nigger" and "Obese".
"Have you heard of fat Albert?"
"Yes, he's oggese."

Joinky donk joinker 

A someone is spoinking and feels joinky, who is also a retarded spazmoid.
"Jeff was a joinky donk joinker at the fact that he couldn't solve 1 + 1."