Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Fucking Retarded Spazmoid

smegtard

that person is a smegtard

A fat black man. Mix of the words "Nigger" and "Obese".

"Have you heard of fat Albert?"
"Yes, he's oggese."

A someone is spoinking and feels joinky, who is also a retarded spazmoid.

"Jeff was a joinky donk joinker at the fact that he couldn't solve 1 + 1."