2 definitions by Fucker Carlson
What happens when a guy can't operate his tongue properly when kissing, and you end up with man-slobber in and on your nose.
"Hey Brandi, I heard you and Kurt got frisky in the dollar theater. Was it hot?"
"God no! He gave me a frickin' schlichter! I had to use a hand dryer to dry off my nose."
"God no! He gave me a frickin' schlichter! I had to use a hand dryer to dry off my nose."
by Fucker Carlson April 21, 2021
An old Armenian word literally meaning "feeble-balled", used to describe the type of a guy who is successful only at losing elections.
"Can you even believe this limp-dicked snowflake has been running for office his entire life and has never won an election of any worth? God, what a Tarkanian."
by Fucker Carlson July 23, 2021