Orange

A fruit that comes in it's own nature made wrapper,. The person who named it was the least creative human to exist in the fucking multiverse, like seriously who the fuck did that? Also a cheap one time use sex boy if you're into that weird shit.

Yo John, what's the best fruit? It's a Banana, that Orange their can get shoved up an asshole.

by Fuck nugget magee October 21, 2018

Farm upstate

Where your childhood pets went

Son: Dad, wheres Mr. Nutterbutter?
Dad: Uh... he went to a farm upstate.

by Fuck nugget magee October 21, 2018