Leaky Faucet

When You Take A Piss And Those Last Few Drops Drip Out Into Your Pants.
(Jill) "Oh Jack, Did You Just Wet Yourself Over Me?" :D (Jack) "Nope, Just Had A Leaky Faucet Is All."
by Fuck n' Suck May 14, 2018
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Online Dater

When You Play ROBLOX (Raise A Baby) And Meet This Cute Looking Girl, Then Suddenly Your Dick Appears In Your Hands.
(Jack) "Do You See That Expensive Bitch Over There?" (Jill) "Yep, She's Definitely An Online Dater."
by Fuck n' Suck May 14, 2018
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