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Hydro flask

There's a lot of VSCO girl references so I'm just going to add a serious one to this page.

It's a good water bottle, designed to keep your water cold(or warm for you heathens out there)when you need it most. At an average of 40 to 50 or so dollars, it's a high asking price, but it is a double layer insulation so depending on which bottle, it can be a lot of bang for your buck. Yes, yes, I know that it's the weapon of choice for VSCO girls so BUY AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Bob: *opens bottle after soccer practice* Dammit my water is warm!
Pete: You should buy a Hydro Flask, it's really good at keeping your water cold.
Bob: Stfu do I look like a VSCO girl?
by Fucboi carti September 26, 2019
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fuck them right in the pussy

To insert your 10 inch penis in a females - 10 inch vagina and proceed to have violent brash sex for about 10 seconds.
Newswoman: So today we are here at the New York City subway system and-
Local retard: FUCK THEM RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
by Fucboi carti February 17, 2018
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