1 definition by Frosty tha Dopeman

Spokane is where I am from, my home. Many people like to call it Spokompton, I think that Spokanphetamine would be just as appropriate as it is commonly called the meth capital.

Spokane is actually two cities, Spokane and Spokane Valley. But it uses one bus system as they are attached anyways.

We get a lot of gangstas who come up from California. Crips, Bloods, Surenos, Nortanos, Hells Angels, 18th Street, they're all here. Thing is our newspaper, the Spokesman Review lists the crimes that they commit as anonymous, when they do list them, everything is hush hush here. Must be to keep the gangs from gaining even more notoriety. IDK.

There are really a lot of homeless people here, and the population is majority conservative.

Then there are the different sections of town, the South Hill is where the better off financially live, downtown has many pawnshops and Riverfront Park, Northtown has head shops, a big mall, and lots of tweakers, the East Valley is the same, it also has head shops, a mall and lots of tweakers.

The best thing about Spokane is the forest area that it is in and the mild weather, not too hot during the summer and not too cold during winter.

Oh, and Bloomsday and Hoopfest make the downtown mad busy. Good for getting into fights.

*Walking downtown in Spokane*

Homeless Man: Do you have a dollar?

Me: If I did would I be walking?

Homeless Man: Do you have beer?
by Frosty tha Dopeman May 20, 2008
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