Definitions by Frogger LaCorte

frozen moon boots 

When a man takes a pair of work boots and puts them in the freezer for two weeks. After he does that he puts them on and shoves his foot up a girls ass hole.

Friend: "dude i frozen moon boots ur mom last night."
Other friend: "WTF!?!"

frozen moon boots by Frogger LaCorte November 27, 2007