Definitions by Fritz Lenneman

Nonblinkinson's Disease 

A condition of red, irritated eyes caused by prolonged unblinking viewing of television, especially during the playing of video games

Dude, I've been playing this game for 45 straight minutes and I've got Nonblinkinson's Disease.

Nonblinkinson's Disease by Fritz Lenneman September 11, 2005

Snackpot 

The motherlode of free food.

After that conference, I totally hit the snackpot: 25 tiny roast beef sandwiches!

Snackpot by Fritz Lenneman September 11, 2005