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a spin-off of the metro-sexual male who dresses nice but isn't gay. A metro-hicksual is a redneck country male who reads GQ and dresses with the latest trends to the best of his ability despite his country roots.
Damn, Billy! I didn't know you could dress up like that...you're a real metro-hicksual round these parts
by Fritz Briargrove June 11, 2011
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