millward

General term of abuse.
Synonymous with 'Gaylord', 'Shortarse' or 'Tubby Bitch'.
One who is mocked by his colleagues and barely tolerated by his superiors.
A sausage jockey.

1. "Hey dwarf-boy, you look like a complete Millward".

2. "He left the pub at 7.30" "Sounds a bit Millward to me..."

by Friends of Millward June 06, 2005

townsend

Somerset slang.
The opposite of a millward.
A true hero.

"Wow, 18 pints of rough cider! He's some sort of Townsend!"

by Friends of Millward June 06, 2005