Definitions by Friends of Millward

townsend

Somerset slang.
The opposite of a millward.
A true hero.

"Wow, 18 pints of rough cider! He's some sort of Townsend!"

townsend by Friends of Millward July 15, 2008

millward 

General term of abuse.
Synonymous with 'Gaylord', 'Shortarse' or 'Tubby Bitch'.
One who is mocked by his colleagues and barely tolerated by his superiors.
A sausage jockey.

1. "Hey dwarf-boy, you look like a complete Millward".

2. "He left the pub at 7.30" "Sounds a bit Millward to me..."

millward by Friends of Millward June 13, 2005