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A person who over values a woman in a foolish and embarrassing manner. The person deemed a “simp” is among society’s least worthy and pathetic individuals.
Friend 1: Yo bro, You know that Tamil guy Javiathan? He’s a simp!
Friend 2: why you say that?
Friend 1: because he’s chatting and attempting to hit on a preggo, 2/10 broad whose lacking and craving male attention in every shape and form, with the hopes of it going somewhere.
Friend 2: wow thanks, I definitely understand what a simp is now.
Friend 1: yea man, some say it may even be an acute syndrome that is incurable and linked to cuckitosis.
Friend 2: why you say that?
Friend 1: because he’s chatting and attempting to hit on a preggo, 2/10 broad whose lacking and craving male attention in every shape and form, with the hopes of it going somewhere.
Friend 2: wow thanks, I definitely understand what a simp is now.
Friend 1: yea man, some say it may even be an acute syndrome that is incurable and linked to cuckitosis.
by Friending friend February 13, 2020
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