Evanston

1) A city on the North Shore

2) A name for an attitude that can be adopted by someone even after you've known them for a long time. Very often happens outside of Evanston, but was named after the town because it was first observed in a person from Evanston. They tend to abandon friends suddenly for new groups. Not quite pure meanness or coldness, but somewhere in between the two. Insincerity mixed with a dash of rudeness and the ability to be effortlessly annoying is as close to summing it up as one can come.
M: Hey man, why did that girl become so... I don't know, different lately? It's not really her being cold or mean, but something in between.

H: It's insincerity, that's what it is.

M: Damn, you're exactly right.

P: It's "Evanston". Who knows how it starts, but I've seen it before in this girl from Evanston. Chicago is close enough for it to have spread.
by FreeBird February 26, 2012
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Wombat

A joint so big (usually 8 inches or longer and 3-4 inches thick) that after smoking it you are paralized.
After we smoked that wombat Jeff rolled we were fucking comatose.
by Freebird September 17, 2003
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