Definitions by Frederick Dallard

Pirate 

When a woman is giving a man a blow job until he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing her to cover her eye (like an eye patch) Then kicks her in the shin resulting in her hopping on one leg (as if she has a wooden leg), and screaming arrrr like a pirate.

I am going to pirate my girl tonight, she didn't cook me dinner.

Pirate by Frederick Dallard April 1, 2008