Fat-I-Gued

A better and more prestigious way of telling your doctor you’re feeling fatigued.
Hello, Dr.Clementine, due to my terminal testicle cancer I’ve just been feeling a little, fat-I-gued.
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Criteria

I bet that homie Uniboob has never even been around a Criteria, let alone know where it is
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Criteria

That homie Joe has never been near a Criteria let alone know where it is. Someone get this man some coordinates
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