Freddie Frackshat's definitions

scroff

A useless, unkempt, pathetic excuse for a human being.

Hey, get out of my rubbish bins you weaselly piece of fermented scroff!

by Freddie Frackshat August 27, 2007

catsbum

A person with a face like a cat's bum; a sour-faced person.

Don't worry about Sheila's scornful response, she's just a catsbum.

by Freddie Frackshat July 6, 2010