catsbum

A person with a face like a cat's bum; a sour-faced person.
Don't worry about Sheila's scornful response, she's just a catsbum.
by Freddie Frackshat July 06, 2010
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scroff

Hey, get out of my rubbish bins you weaselly piece of fermented scroff!
by Freddie Frackshat August 27, 2007
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