Definitions by Freddie Frackshat

catsbum 

A person with a face like a cat's bum; a sour-faced person.

Don't worry about Sheila's scornful response, she's just a catsbum.

catsbum by Freddie Frackshat July 6, 2010

scroff 

A useless, unkempt, pathetic excuse for a human being.

Hey, get out of my rubbish bins you weaselly piece of fermented scroff!

scroff by Freddie Frackshat August 27, 2007