Fredd the Narwhal's definitions
a Narwhal is thought of to be a whale with a horn, or the rare combination of a unicorn and a whale. little known fact narwhals are closer related to the dolphin, and the horn is actually a large tooth protruding from the upper jaw. on average a narwhal can grow to be 7 to 12 feet in length with a horn length of anywhere between 6 to 9 feet. narwhals live in the arctic but have been known to migrate to northern pacific near Alaska and even as far as the antarctic. they travel in small groups of 4 or 5 but very rarely alone. their enemy is the killer whale.
guy 1: oh dude what was that?
guy 2: what?
guy 1: that thing over there, its like a dolphin but looks like a unicorn.
guy 2: oh that? thats just a narwhal.
guy 1: a what?
guy 2: a narwhal, its basically a dolphin with an accidentl tooth growing from its face
guy 2: what?
guy 1: that thing over there, its like a dolphin but looks like a unicorn.
guy 2: oh that? thats just a narwhal.
guy 1: a what?
guy 2: a narwhal, its basically a dolphin with an accidentl tooth growing from its face
by Fredd the Narwhal November 21, 2011
Get the Narwhalmug. by Fredd the Narwhal March 11, 2010
Get the jobrokenmug. the result of leaving a piece or more of bacon in the microwave or on the stove and causing it to shrivel into the shape of popcorn.
guy 1:"Hey you hungry?"
guy 2:"A little, why"
guy 1:"i... accidentally made popcorn bacon and i don't want it."
guy2:"Oh, ok uh... no thanks then>"
guy 2:"A little, why"
guy 1:"i... accidentally made popcorn bacon and i don't want it."
guy2:"Oh, ok uh... no thanks then>"
by Fredd the Narwhal April 5, 2010
Get the popcorn baconmug.