funeral climber

A person who's alterior motives at a funeral and the reception afterword, are to schmooze and social climb while attending said services.
Did you see Barb working the room after Dr. O'Connell's service? What a funeral climber!...
by Fred Christ April 24, 2008
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Funeral climber

A person who's alterior motives at a funeral and the reception afterword, is to smooze and social climb while attending said services.
Did you see Mark working the room at Jane's Wake after the service? What a funeral climber...
by Fred Christ April 15, 2008
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sauce monkey

Everytime I see Mary she's drunk...What a Sauce Monkey!
by Fred Christ April 09, 2008
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