Fred Christ's definitions

funeral climber

A person who's alterior motives at a funeral and the reception afterword, are to schmooze and social climb while attending said services.

Did you see Barb working the room after Dr. O'Connell's service? What a funeral climber!...

by Fred Christ April 23, 2008

Funeral climber

A person who's alterior motives at a funeral and the reception afterword, is to smooze and social climb while attending said services.

Did you see Mark working the room at Jane's Wake after the service? What a funeral climber...

by Fred Christ April 15, 2008

sauce monkey

A person that drinks a lot.

Everytime I see Mary she's drunk...What a Sauce Monkey!

by Fred Christ April 8, 2008