Autistic discount

The discounts and rewards you get to take advantage of because you need to read the menu ahead and see pictures to make your decision and you hate speaking to people more than necessary so you exclusively order food through mobile apps.
How do you always have rewards and gift cards for every restaurant we go to? "I get the autistic discount."
by Freckle Newt February 18, 2025
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Ham tanking

Forcibly and consensually yet possibly unexpectedly feeding someone your asshole. Presenting your ass to be eaten at an unexpected time without relent.
1: I was trying to read the paper when

suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.

2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.
by Freckle Newt February 15, 2024
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