Franklin Greenpepper's definitions

Shint

Shint- When one is so constipated that one must use a shoe horn or other prying device to enable the defecatory process to be complete. Shit+Splint=Shint

I ate so much cheese I had to use the plunger handle to take a shint.

by Franklin Greenpepper December 19, 2023

Poobar

A prying device used to enable a turd release when there is an extreme constipatory defecation.

I was so backed up, luckily I found a poobar to pry the clogger out.

by Franklin Greenpepper December 19, 2023